shoutout to mozzarella sticks
I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep, take your medicine if you need any, and make sure you smile like at least 5 times a day.
Please be kidding.
whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity
And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google
The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.
I want this on a shirt
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
- Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
- Having to deal with mood swings
- Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
- When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
- Craving food to calm you down
- The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
- Feeling over emotional
- FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!
but ur so woah and im so oh
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
this show is a gift from the gods
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor?
what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood
They should use that on airplanes maybe?